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I piss excellence keychain: laser engraved hardwood, funny keychain gift
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I piss excellence keychain: laser engraved hardwood, funny keychain gift

$8.95
Carry your confidence (and humor) everywhere—front and back!
This hardwood laser-engraved “I Piss Excellence” keychain features double-sided engraving, making it a durable and hilarious accessory for anyone with a bold personality. Precision-engraved text is visible on both sides, while the stainless steel keyring ensures lasting strength and style.

Features

💦 Double-sided laser-engraved “I Piss Excellence” design

🌲 Made from natural hardwood for durability and charm

🔑 Stainless steel keyring – strong, secure, rust-resistant

Great as a collectible, keychain, or bag charm for humor lovers

Why You’ll Love It

This isn’t just a keychain—it’s a handcrafted keepsake blending natural hardwood with stainless steel durability. Engraving on both sides makes the quote bold and readable. Lightweight, hilarious, and motivational—it’s perfect for yourself or as a gag gift for friends.

Perfect Gift For

Friends with a bold sense of humor

Motivational or novelty gift lovers

Stocking stuffers or gag gifts

Birthdays, holidays, or office humor

Shipping & Packaging

Ships quickly in protective packaging

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