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Carry this hilarious quote everywhere—front and back!
This hardwood laser-engraved “Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards” keychain features double-sided engraving, making it a durable and funny accessory for fans of quirky humor, pop culture, and novelty gifts. Precision-engraved details show the text clearly on both sides, while the stainless steel keyring ensures lasting strength and style. Features😂 Double-sided laser-engraved funny quote: “Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards”🌲 Made from natural hardwood for durability and charm🔑 Stainless steel keyring – strong, secure, rust-resistant Great as a collectible, keychain, or bag charm for humor loversWhy You’ll Love ItThis isn’t just a keychain—it’s a handcrafted keepsake combining natural hardwood with stainless steel durability. Engraving on both sides makes the text bold and readable. Lightweight, hilarious, and memorable—it’s perfect for friends, coworkers, or fans of absurd humor.Perfect Gift ForFans of quirky humor and memesFriends with a playful sense of humorStocking stuffers or novelty giftsBirthdays, holidays, or gag giftsShipping & PackagingShips quickly in protective packaging
Thou may ingest a satchel of Richards keychain / bag charm: laser engraved hardwood, funny novelty gift
$8.95
This hardwood laser-engraved “Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards” keychain features double-sided engraving, making it a durable and funny accessory for fans of quirky humor, pop culture, and novelty gifts. Precision-engraved details show the text clearly on both sides, while the stainless steel keyring ensures lasting strength and style. Features😂 Double-sided laser-engraved funny quote: “Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards”🌲 Made from natural hardwood for durability and charm🔑 Stainless steel keyring – strong, secure, rust-resistant Great as a collectible, keychain, or bag charm for humor loversWhy You’ll Love ItThis isn’t just a keychain—it’s a handcrafted keepsake combining natural hardwood with stainless steel durability. Engraving on both sides makes the text bold and readable. Lightweight, hilarious, and memorable—it’s perfect for friends, coworkers, or fans of absurd humor.Perfect Gift ForFans of quirky humor and memesFriends with a playful sense of humorStocking stuffers or novelty giftsBirthdays, holidays, or gag giftsShipping & PackagingShips quickly in protective packaging